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16  Other Categories / RECREATION - SPORTS / Re: Morels! on: April 19, 2010, 09:05:16 pm
I did wut you said DJ, but it blew up again., i quit, i can send the pics to someone that knows wut the hell they are doing , let me know
..Thanks
17  Other Categories / RECREATION - SPORTS / Re: Morels! on: April 19, 2010, 08:25:56 pm
Winston, if ur spot isnt in any of the 3 parks , i can promise the granson and i havent been there..  Thats about all we can hunt anymore..  D.J  i will try that i got some in the tiny pics but that is about as far as i got............i think its gonna be over unless we get some rain..Thanks
18  Other Categories / ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT / Re: Jokes on: April 17, 2010, 08:34:22 am
Bar Talk

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in the bar and asks if he
could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks, "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds, "You don't say. I'm from Ireland too! Let's
have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man, and they both pour back their
drinks.

Curios, the first man then asks, "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too!

Let's have another drink to Dublin!" The men both continue drinking.

Curiosity strikes again and the first man asks, "What school did you go
to?"

"St. Mary's," replied the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable," the first man says. "I went to St. Mary's and I
graduated in '62, too!"

About that time, in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Mally twins are drunk
again."


19  Other Categories / RECREATION - SPORTS / Re: Morels! on: April 16, 2010, 03:33:46 pm
Went out this morning and i found my  1, but the granson found 63 nice ones grey and yellow....still tryin to get pics, but i got them uploaded to tinypics, but not able to get them to the forum...any ideas?
20  Other Categories / RECREATION - SPORTS / Re: Morels! on: April 15, 2010, 08:55:39 pm
We went out this afternoon. I found 1, my granson found 35, pretty nice ones........still very dry.need rain..tryin to up load pictures, im tryin..aahl hell i been tryin to up a pic, m but cant pull it off rite now.will keep tryin.
21  Other Categories / GOVERNMENT - POLITICS - BUSINESS / Just a Thought on: April 15, 2010, 08:24:26 pm
A Real Eye Opener WHY is the  USA BANKRUPT?
    
Informative,  and mind  boggling!
    
You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much?  Read this:

Boy, was I confused.  I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war  and the war on terror that is bankrupting us.

I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.  I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them.

 I also have included the URL's for verification of all the following facts...

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to ILLEGAL ALIENS each year by state governments!!!    
 
Verify at: http://www.fairus.org/site/PageServer?pagename=iic_immigrationissuecenters7fd8
  
 
 
2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs  such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.      

Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML
  


 


3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML
  

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent  on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!
  
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt..0.HTML




5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
  
Verify at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML  



  
6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
  
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/+TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt..01.HTML  



    
7.  30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates (& state prisons) are illegal aliens.
  
Verify at:  http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML


8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.

Verify at:

http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt..01.HTML
    



9. $200 Billion dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSC+RI+PTS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML  

  


10. The illegal aliens in the United States  have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens.  In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US .
  
Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn./.com/TRANscriptS/0606/12/ldt..01.HTML%C2%A0%C2%A0  

  


13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances to their countries of origin.



Verify at: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.html  
    
  
14. 'The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One million sex crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States .'
  

Verify at:  http: // www.drdsk.com/articleshtml      
 
 
The total cost is a whopping $ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR AND IF YOU'RE LIKE ME HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY; IT IS  $338,300,000,000.00 WHICH WOULD BE ENOUGH TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY FOR THECITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY.
  
 

Are we THAT stupid?

YES, FOR LETTING THOSE IN THE  U.S. CONGRESS GET AWAY WITH LETTING THIS HAPPEN YEAR AFTER YEAR!!!!!

Think About it...!


22  Other Categories / RECREATION - SPORTS / Re: Morels! on: April 14, 2010, 08:55:15 pm
My granson has found about 40, so far.........young greys.        need rain and too hot to soon. good hunting everyone
23  Other Categories / ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT / Re: Jokes on: April 14, 2010, 08:21:21 pm
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.
 
In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fellin his ear.
 
He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.
 
He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
 
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date.
 
After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
 
The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard.
 
When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.
 
Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart?
 
What do you think he's going  to be when he grows older?'

The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law.'  : )

24  Other Categories / ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT / Re: Jokes on: April 14, 2010, 07:51:00 am
THE BLONDE MORTICIAN


A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit..

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'
25  Other Categories / INTERNET - COMPUTERS / For all of you that run to Snopes.com on: April 12, 2010, 08:42:27 am
SNOPES EXPOSED
 

 For the past few years (http://www.snopesco m/ has positioned itself, or others have labeled it, as the 'tell-all final word' on any comment, claim and email.  But for several years people tried to find out who exactly was behind snopes.com. Only recently did Wikipedia get to the bottom of it - kinda makes you wonder what they were hiding.  Well, finally we know. It is run by a husband and wife team - that's right, no big office of investigators and researchers, no team of lawyers. It's just a mom-and-pop operation that began as a hobby. David and Barbara Mikkelson in the San Fernando Valley of California started the website about 13 years ago and they have no formal background or experience in investigative research. After a few years it gained popularity believing it to be unbiased and neutral, but over the past couple of years people started asking questions who was behind it and did they have a selfish motivation?
 
 The reason for the questions - or skepticisms - is a result of snopes.com claiming to have the bottom line facts to certain questions or issue when in fact they have been proven wrong.  Also, there were criticisms the Mikkelsons were not really investigating and getting to the 'true' bottom of various issues.
 
 A few months ago, when my State Farm agent Bud Gregg in Mandeville hoisted a political sign referencing Barack Obama and made a big splash across the Internet, 'supposedly' the Mikkelson's claim to have researched this issue before posting their findings on snopes.com.  In their statement they claimed the corporate office of State Farm pressured Gregg into taking down the sign, when in fact nothing of the sort 'ever' took place. I personally contacted David Mikkelson (and he replied back to me) thinking he would want to get to the bottom of this and I gave him Bud Gregg's contact phone numbers - and Bud was going to give him phone numbers to the big exec's at State Farm in Illinois who would have been willing to speak with him about it. He never called Bud.  In fact, I learned from Bud Gregg that no one from s nopes.com ever contacted anyone with State Farm.
 
 Yet, snopes.com issued a statement as the 'final factual word' on the issue as if they did all their homework and got to the bottom of things - not!
 
 Then it has been learned the Mikkelson's are very Democratic (party) and extremely liberal.  As we all now know from this presidential election, liberals have a purpose agenda to discredit anything that appears to be conservative. There has been much criticism lately over the Internet with people pointing out the Mikkelson's liberalism revealing itself in their website findings. Gee, what a shock?
 
 So, I say this now to everyone who goes to snopes.com to get what they think to be the bottom line fact 'proceed with caution.' Take what it says at face value and nothing more. Use it only to lead you to their references where you can link to and read the sources for yourself.  Plus, you can always Google a subject and do the research yourself.  It now seems apparent that's all the Mikkelson's do.  After all, I can personally vouch from my own experience for their 'not' fully looking into things.
 
 http://Http://http/ /www.wikipedia. org/                     or          http://http/ /www. snopes.com/
 
 I have found this to be true also!  Many videos of Obama I tried to verify on Snopes and they said they were False. Then they gave their liberal slant! I have suspected some problems with snopes for some time now, but I have only caught them in half-truths. If there is any subjectivity they do an immediate full left rudder.
 
 Truth or Fiction, is a better source for verification, in my opinion.
 http://Http://www.truthorfiction. com/ 
 
 I have recently discovered that Snopes.com is owned by a flaming liberal and this man is in the tank for O bama. There are many things they have listed on their site as a hoax and yet you can go to You tube yourself and find the video of Obama actually saying these things.  So you see, you cannot and should not trust Snopes.com, ever for anything that remotely resembles truth! I don't even trust them to tell me if email chains are hoaxes anymore.
 
 A few conservative speakers on MySpace told me about Snopes.com. A few months ago and I took it upon myself to do a little research to find out if it was true.  Well, I found out for myself that it is true.  Anyway just FYI please don't use Snopes.com anymore for fact checking and make your friends aware of their political leanings as well.  Many people still think Snopes.com is neutral and they can be trusted as factual.  We need to make sure everyone is aware that that is a hoax in itself.
26  Other Categories / ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT / Re: Tiger's Comeback on: April 12, 2010, 08:38:13 am
How bout Tiggers.............GO BACK......He is a big cry--baby. I didnt watch it all but i heard him cussin and acting like a SISSY, cause he didnt make every shot and win.
27  Other Categories / ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT / Re: Jokes on: April 10, 2010, 07:50:47 am
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,
Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.."
 
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , Then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio ,
 Over to Houston and down to Brownsville ....
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and
Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat,"
"I'm Gay,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
" George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
And
"I'm here to confiscate your guns.."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.


28  Other Categories / ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT / Re: Jokes on: April 08, 2010, 07:54:47 am
Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building- by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no way in heck that could happen."
1st Man: "No, it's true let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he passes the
10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
1st Man: "No, I'll prove it again" and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
2nd Man: "Well what the heck, it works, I'll try it." So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.' Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker: "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
29  Other Categories / ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT / Re: Jokes on: April 07, 2010, 08:17:17 pm
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective
conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect.
You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing  features and oddities like scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said,
\"did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face!   
 
You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said
"What about you? Notice anything unusual or Outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile
of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!   
 
You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but...." 
He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything
distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture,
and began looking at some of the  papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said,
"You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well,  Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
 

30  Other Categories / ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT / Re: Jokes on: April 07, 2010, 08:10:37 pm
Bill rents an apartment in Chicago, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Bill smiles at the young girl, so she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe. Poor Bill breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, he places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go to my apartment. I hear someone coming..." Bill follows her into the apartment. Once inside, she leans against the wall allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now completely ****, she purrs, "What would you say is my best feature?" The flustered, embarrassed Bill stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, your best feature has to be your ears!" She's astounded! "Why my ears? Looks at these br easts! They're full, they don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My butt is firm and doesn't sag, and have no cellulite! So, why in in the world would you say my ears are my best feature?" Clearing his throat once again, Bill stammers, "Because, when we were in the hallway you said you heard someone coming... that was me!"
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