DV, your smilies deserve their own special thread:
"Smilies to make you smile." My favorite so far:
Glad this forum is still sort of alive,
(where's Buz?); otherwise, I may have to post this:
And, more signs:
* In a restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
* On a scientist's door: "Gone Fission."
* Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
* On a butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
* In a beauty Shop: "Dye now!"
* On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
* At a music store: "Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner."
* On a music teacher's door: "Out Chopin."
* On the door of a music library: "Bach in a min-u-et."
* At a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Let us help you pick your nose."
* On Devendra Singh's plumber's truck: "You've tried the cowboys - now try the Indians."
* In a department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs."
* In a health food shop window: "Closed due to illness."
* On a park fence: "Wet Paint. This is a warning, not an instruction."
* In a field: "THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES."
* For a skiing race: "Let's see who can go downhill the fastest."
* On a ski lift: "No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted."
* On a repair shop door: "WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
* At a second hand shop: "We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain."