I think the People need to create a tax on politicians that would be paid for by the politicians!
Brilliant!
Or how 'bout the ultimate combo Sin-tax/Diet-plan -- for those whose obesity is due to simple gluttony, not glands or other med probs: dollar per lb overweight, annually -- to the IRS and feds, who live off the Fat of the Land anyway...
(This taxing idea brought to you by your local friendly Weight-Watcher/TOPS lobbyist, otherwise known as ... a blobbyist.)