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« on: September 30, 2009, 07:45:45 am »

  Prescription Drugs and Side Effects


A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"  

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this ****," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."


At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How  about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"


He declines.   "The ****," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."


Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"  


He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the ****. I'm still not hungry."


        "Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."


 
 
 


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