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Chazzy
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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,
Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.."
The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , Then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio ,
Over to Houston and down to Brownsville ....
They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and
Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:
"I'm a Democrat,"
"I'm Gay,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
" George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
And
"I'm here to confiscate your guns.."
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
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