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Quilted Northern Soft & Strong unscented barthroom tissue!

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« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2009, 12:22:14 pm »

If it comes like this you just instinctively know what to do.
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« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2009, 01:08:43 pm »

If it comes like this you just instinctively know what to do.

 Grin Grin HAHAHA!!!   Why now DejaVu, I think that is The Most Perfect response to a post I've ever seen!!!! Grin Grin
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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2009, 05:40:24 pm »

For all of you that are anxiously wanting to know more about this conspiracy:

The regular roll has 143 sheets.
The new double roll does, in fact, have double the amount of sheets at 286.

George does belong where you've shown him.
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« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2009, 12:14:00 am »

Grin Grin Good ones, you guys -- you're clearly not anally retentive like I am.   Cheesy  Yep, Pretender, the whole lowering of toilet paper (and all other) "standards" in this country is a poopy deal. 

Wipe away the problem -- take a calculator every time you shop, to compare sq. footage of "paper products" -- and all else.   Few sizes of anything are standardized these days, most are shrinking, and all seem rigged to promote consumer confusion and eventual surrender.  (If Ralph Nader would've stuck to helping in this area instead of doodoo-ing up presidential elections, I think we'd all have been better off.)   Wink

If you wish to rate it:
http://www.rateitall.com/t-23365-bestworst-brands-of-toilet-paper.aspx
Yes, you are definately anal...............no doubt about THAT at all. With all due "respect" of course! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2009, 07:29:14 am »

Thank you Jeff, I'm glad you agree.  (Oh, and it's spelled "definitely.")    Grin < ... maniacal laughter in background... > Grin
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« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2009, 04:57:13 pm »

The Quilted Northern conspiracy has had an enormous impact already:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_school_toilet

Lordy! Where will it end?!?
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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2009, 05:46:47 pm »

I wonder if it will catch on over here.

Why is toilet paper so expensive anyway!
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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2009, 06:55:19 pm »

I wonder if it will catch on over here.

Why is toilet paper so expensive anyway!

Due to all of the a_ _ holes in government?
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2009, 09:00:50 pm »

I wonder if it will catch on over here.

Why is toilet paper so expensive anyway!

Due to all of the a_ _ holes in government?

Ok...that makes sense!  Grin
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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2009, 05:38:46 pm »

I heard a rumor that the Feds are going to ban the printing off all books and newspapers so the paper can be used to make TP. Of course this rumor just popped into my head and I'm the only one aware of this rumor, but Roll Eyes
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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2009, 06:53:05 pm »

I heard a rumor that the Feds are going to ban the printing off all books and newspapers so the paper can be used to make TP. Of course this rumor just popped into my head and I'm the only one aware of this rumor, but Roll Eyes

Well, it's ON the internet now, so soon we'll surely be seeing it on Drudge Report, etc...  IN fact, I think I heard all about this whole Northern conspiracy on a special Fox report the other night.   Wink

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« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2009, 05:37:30 pm »

Seems Ruffles have taken a hit from the economy also. I bought a bag of cheddar cheese and sour cream Ruffles chips. Opened it up last night and the chips were nearly naked! Before long the ridges will probably disappear!
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« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2009, 06:43:14 pm »

No kidding....you get less chips so the CEO of Frito-Lay can have another mansion somewhere with another Maserati in the driveway.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2009, 07:09:51 pm »

Can't fight Greed. It's too prevalent these days!
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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2009, 07:35:09 pm »

Seems Ruffles have taken a hit from the economy also. I bought a bag of cheddar cheese and sour cream Ruffles chips. Opened it up last night and the chips were nearly naked! Before long the ridges will probably disappear!

What are you trying to tell us with this -- that the chips are down?     <heh heh, chips... down ... get it?  heh heh>

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