Uh, so does "World Wide Pants" refer to what was dropped, or noises being made?
Sheesh, what a major PRODUCTION some people make over others' private affairs.
However... let me join right in!
...
... What I find more sleazy than Dave's private acts (HIS business),
albeit not as slimy as blackmail, was his flagrant
milking of the sordid mess for a few more laughs, applause, and drama -- if not some sort of perverse ego gratification. Maybe he felt he was somehow appropriately ridiculing or shaming himself the most by that bizarre and prolonged public confession, but he
appeared neither TOO contrite nor concerned about embarrassing his family, the other women, his fans OR audience. Yes he confessed, but only because he was forced to. I find every aspect of it just plain tacky. But indeed, as DejaVu points out, certainly not as tacky as the many holier-than-thou hypocrites in church and government who purport to be virtuous role models. Their narcissism is beyond measure.
(Tacky too is the title of this thread...)
I know....I watched his whole confession spiel online. It's like the audience kept clapping and laughing because they thought he was joking and they were waiting for the punch line. Geesh.